「国外网友热议」卷毛齐达内

直播吧9月23日讯 本周五大联赛可谓精彩纷呈，有大胜、有冷门、有绝杀、有德比。废话不多说，我们一起来看看国外网友的神吐槽：



——@em_goat

Respect to lewandowski for being on a hattrick and giving him the penalty

莱万放弃戴帽机会让点，值得尊重

@fathia_ft

in german they called that 'ehrenmann'

德国这种叫做“高尚的人”

@official433

The 5th player EVER to score in all of the Top 4 leagues: @Phil_Coutinho

第五个在四大联赛都收获进球的球员

@lagosboygang

@Phil_Coutinho i apologize on behalf of @FCBarcelona fans... You came and left at a time when we had an idiota for a coach... Enjoy your shine in Germany.

库鸟，我代表巴萨球迷向你道歉，在你来和走的时候，我们的帅位上都是个白痴......好好享受你的德国时光吧

——@Sykotkhan426

can coach go out on loan??? #ValverdeOut

教练能租出去吗？？？



——@Cherry34157887

What some barça fans don't know is that Valverde is an undercover real Madrid staff

一些巴萨球迷还不知情，巴尔韦德其实是皇马派来的卧底

@neptedamme

Valverde will dump barca into dumpster no matter who they buy

无论买谁，巴尔韦德都会把巴萨带到垃圾箱里

@OwenphiriJr

Clueless coach,atleast the clown knows what he’s doing

无能的教练，至少小丑都知道自己在干什么

@MatouFCB_

I wasn't sure that one day we will found a better clown that Heath Ledger and Joaquin Phoenix. Now i found it.

我本不确定可以找到比希斯-莱杰（《蝙蝠侠：黑暗骑士》中饰小丑）和杰昆-菲尼克斯（《小丑》主演）更合适的小丑，现在我找到了



（上图↑）

2015：巴尔韦德：“我想把毕巴带到和巴萨同一水平”

2019：任务完成



——@Realmadridplace

Even if Chicharito was offside, how the fuck did it go past Courtois???

即使小豌豆越位了，这球怎么他喵的还是越过了裤袜？？？

@sa11oum

He’s the worst keeper we’ve had in decades

他是我们十年来的最差门将



——@JRenggana

Sevilla 0 shot on target

塞维利亚0射正

@wutangbobby

But I miss Navas

但我还是想纳爹

——@UtdTJ

Hazard distracting the Sevilla players so Benzema could score the winner

阿扎尔分散了塞维利亚的防守，便于本泽马进球

@Mudi1012

it was a good header from Benzema

这是来自本泽马的精彩头球

@realmadridindo1

Top Skor LaLiga sejak awal Tahun 2019

21–Lionel Messi

20–Karim Benzema

2019年度西甲进球榜：

21-梅西

20-本泽马

@Luqaskt

If it was CR7. It would be 10 goals in 4 games

要是C罗，4场应该就进10球了



——@portalcrsete

Cristiano goal and assist, Ramsey is very good

C罗传射，拉姆塞非常不错

@michele35634759

Imbarazzanti, dominati in casa dal Verona

尴尬，主场被维罗纳占据优势

@BrianNandala

I know the season has just begun but I have no fuckin clue on what kind of football Sarri has brought to the team

我知道这赛季才刚开始，但是我不知道萨里给球队带来了什么

@SharonShantel14

Aaron Ramsey being Aaron Ramsey

拉姆塞回来了

@Giannicalabria7

Amore Juve

Amore Gigi

Sempre nel cuore bianconero a vita!

爱尤文，爱布冯，黑白间条永在我心！



——@KevinSamula

Lukaku doesn’t score in big games, they said

他们说卢卡库是“大赛软脚虾”

@muhamadjr29

Is milan a big now?

所以米兰够大吗？

@RasenRendanX

United fans in shambles

曼联球迷陷入混乱

@victor32386475

Sorry to man u

曼联对不起

@p3navarro85

Giampaolo worst Milan coach ever!!!

詹保罗，米兰最差主帅！！！

@ademogabbana

- Calhanoglu can’t move without falling down or losing the ball

- Piatek has two wooden legs

- Giampaolo has 47 chromosomes

恰尔汉奥卢要么摔倒要么丢球；皮亚特克长了两条木腿；詹保罗有47条染色体

@milanelloman

bring back Allegri!

请回阿莱格里！



——@comrade076

Neymar>PSG

内马尔>大巴黎

@Lukaku1stTouch1

PSG fans begging for Neymar’s forgiveness

巴黎球迷要开始恳求内马尔宽恕他们了

@padrastodopovoa

i dont think psg bought gaymar to win ligue 1

我不认为巴黎买内马尔是为了法甲冠军



@Debora_Barbalho

You gotta be a huge player to score and bring the victory to your team when people are throwing things at you

当有人向你扔东西时，你就必须成为一名超级得分手并带领球队取胜

@SlimTony6

If Neymar leaves, PSG will just be another post Ronaldo Real Madrid

如果内马尔离队，那么巴黎将变成没了C罗的皇马第二



——@William01R

2008 Middlesbrough 8-1 Man City

2019 Man City 8-0 Whatford

amazing what oil money can do

2008：米堡8-1曼城

2019：曼城8-0沃特福德

神奇的“石油爹”能做什么

@BenjaminRM14

With money or without money.. Manchester is always be RED.

无论有钱没钱，曼彻斯特都是属于红色的

@punditlanguage

How many times 'Manchester United ' ?

曼联出现多少次？

@PurelyFootball

Gerard Deulofeu completed 13 out of his 14 passes against Manchester City today... Eight of those were from kick-off

德乌洛费乌对曼城14脚传球完成13次，其中有8次来自开球



——@austi07

Now I understand why Mourinho said his greatest achievement was finishing second with this team

现在我明白鸟叔为什么说“带领这支曼联获得联赛第二是我生涯最大的成就”

@jabirm07

4 wins in his last 18 League games!!! Dreadful

近18场联赛仅4胜！！！可怕

@1ManUnitedNews

Loan the whole squad to the women team till the end of the season.

把全队都租去女队踢完这赛季吧

@UtdChe

Ferguson rightnow...

此时的爵爷



——@sidvillainy

Big win. Emery out

伟大的胜利，埃梅里下课

@AnsuFatiSZN

Aubameyang saving Emery once again

奥巴梅扬再次拯救了埃梅里

@newessencegoon

Plz drop xhaka for the man u game. Plz just give it a shot and start torreira or willock ahead of him

请对曼联的时候不要上扎卡，请给托雷拉和威洛克

@akinajy

Honestly I was hoping @xhaka had an injury yesterday.

坦白说，我希望扎卡昨天受伤了



——@COSimeon

I think if Geundouzi was paired with defensive partner, he might blossom faster.

如果贡多齐和防守队员来电的话，他成长的速度会更快

@7joaquinn

Curly Zidane

卷毛齐达内



——@oxlade_kola

Doesn't matter the team you support, as far you love good football, you cant hate ngolo kante..

甭管你支持哪队，但只要你热爱足球，你就不会讨厌坎特

@Michole_007

N'golo Hazard Eden Kante

恩戈洛-阿扎尔 埃登-坎特

@SeanDIfc

Kante is by a mile the best midfielder in the world. Hes prime modric with the defensive ability of makelele

坎特是世界最佳中场之一，他就是有马克莱莱防守能力的莫德里奇

@NicVisuals

I'm not a Chelsea fan but VAR is ruining football

我不是车迷，但是VAR正在摧毁足球



——@NotNinjaah

Nothing like Liverpool without some heart attacks

无刺激，不红军

@Iversev2

Lads you are ruining my heart I need a break after that

小伙子们，你们在弄坏我的心脏，看完球我得歇一会

（王山而）